Amit: " My uncle knew just two words of English when he came to Bombay, and he is a millionaire today." Manav: "How exiting, by the way what were the words?" Amit: "Hands up!"
A guy gets lost while on vacation and walks into the local pub to ask for the quickest way back to the town. "Are you walking or driving," asks the barman. "Driving," said the man. "Well, that's the quickest I know."
Manish: "Somebody actually complicated me on my driving today." Harish: "What did he say?" Manish: "I found a note on my windshield that read 'Parking Fine'."
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