You just wait.

Sue: How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
John: I will tell you tomorrow."


The sleeping customer

A man was sleeping in a pub and the owner was waking him up at frequent intervals. After some time, the sweeper wondered why he was doing so. "When the man wakes up, he asks for the bill, pays it, and then goes back to sleep, " said the owner.

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