Doctor: Don't worry, after the operation, you will become a new man." Patient: "Wonderful, will you send the bill to the old man."
A married man to his friend: "The most effective way to remember
your wife's
John: "You look just like my wife. The only difference is that of a beard and moustache." Ron: "But I don't have a beard or moustache." John: "You don't, but my wife does." |
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