Doctor (to patient): "You are ill and need a quiet life. I shall prescribe you a sleeping pill, but give it to your wife."
Waitress: "Would you like some black coffee?" Customer: "What other colours do you have?" Son: "Mummy, does God use our bathroom?" Mother: "No darling" Son: "Well, every morning daddy bangs on the door and shouts, 'Oh God, are you still in there?'"
Young man: "I have come to ask for your daughter's hand." Father: "You will have to take all of her, or it is no deal."
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